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FIRST Twas the Night Before Christmas | The Story Time with Deadpool Holiday Special | Holidays 2025
Nov 17, 2025
The very first performance of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' for ‘The Story Time with Deadpool Holiday Special’ during the Holidays at the Disneyland Resort. This sees Deadpool and Wolverine retelling this classic tale in their own unique way.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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You're on double.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Come on, guys. It's been like 10 months.
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You can do better than that.
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Ho ho ho my Mary little elves. Wow. So
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great for you all to see me again.
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certainly been very lively around here
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without me. But I'm just so glad to
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finally make it back from the void. I
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mean, the North Pole.
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Yeah.
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I think for I speak for all of us when I
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say that finally after three consecutive
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rain day cancellations, we can finally
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open this show like a package on
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Christmas morning.
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[Music]
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Yeah, I know. Seriously, I knew you guys
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would be excited, but clearly Mother
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Nature was far more excited than anyone
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could have imagined. Very flattered,
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really. But Hark the Harold to this show
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finally beginning and Hark the Harold to
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this reigns end. I don't know who Harold
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is either. I don't know why I said that
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so many times. Anyway, we're finally
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ready for Xmiss time. The spirit of the
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season has taken over me like a rash
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that just won't go away. And I'm here to
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deliver a delightful and not at all
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inappropriate holiday themed tail to
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jingle your holiday bells.
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Doesn't that sound warm and cozy? Who's
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ready for a festive seasonal tale pulled
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straight from the public domain?
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Who's ready to hear a brand new,
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neverbefore told story?
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Yeah, that does sound exciting, doesn't
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it? But we're going to do the same exact
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shows as last season.
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Yeah, for some reason, my pitched script
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for the Nutcracker Pool was promptly
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turned down by management. Too many
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drawings of sugar plums, and apparently
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it was completely illeible, which
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doesn't make sense because my good
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roommate Al proof read the whole thing
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for me.
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Well, anyway, the story that I do have,
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it's a classic seasonal tale. It's all
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about the jolly man in the red suit.
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It's called A Visit from Santa Pool.
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It's also known as Twight, a strange
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magical man shimmyed down my tight
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little chimney.
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Or a very special holiday episode of two
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guys, a girl, and a pizza place.
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All right, we got a few fans of pizza
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out there right here. Okay.
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Wow. Should have brought my lactate.
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Okay, let's get started, shall we? Let's
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see here.
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TW was the night before XM and all
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through the safe house. Not a creature
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was stirring. Not even the mouse. Not
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Electron or Blade or that weirdo Gambit
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who said,
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a royal.
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I could not understand it. Seriously, it
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sounded like he had a mouthful of
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marbles. She was his dialect coach,
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Stitch.
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The stockings and holsters were well
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hung by the chimney with care in hopes
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that old Santa Pool soon would be there.
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Dog pool was nestled all snug in her
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bed, while visions of faceelicking
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danced in her head. Wolie wore his cowl.
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He waited 20 years to wear it. Peterpool
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wore a crop top and the rest, oh, he
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just bared it. When out on the lawn
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arose such a clatter, they all leapt
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from their beds to see what was the
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matter. Away to the window they flew
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like a flash.
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Probably should have said Quicksilver
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there for IP related reasons, huh?
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They tore open the shutters and ripped
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down the sash. It's because nothing
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rhymes with Quicksilver. It just dawned
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on me now. The moon reflected off the
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fresh falling snow. It gave luster of
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midday to objects below. This is very
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dense for children's poem, even for me.
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Then what to their wandering eyes should
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appear, but a shiny red sleigh and one
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pointy dope pinned deer. There was a
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fasttalking driver, all red, black, and
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cool. They knew in a moment it must be
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Santa Pool.
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[Applause]
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Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh,
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look everybody. It's one of Santa Pool's
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furry little elves. Hi there.
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All right, Buff, get on your horse.
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Let's go.
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How dare you? Don't is not a cover your
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ears. Doinder a horse. He is a magical,
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mythical, flying reindeer corner. All
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right. Where's your sense of childish
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wonderment?
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All right, let's wrap this up.
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Wow, someone's making the naughty list
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early this year. Aren't you a grumpy
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little gumdrop?
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Oh, show a little bit of Christmas
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spirit, Wolie. Come on, do it for the
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children.
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And for the Disney adults.
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Wow, that was like a 99 to1 split.
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You see this guy here with the nice
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camera? What's your name, sir?
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Peter.
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Peter. Oh, you're now my fourth
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favorite, Peter.
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Peter specifically has been waiting his
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entire adult life to watch you and I pal
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around in prison like some terrible
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buddy cop movie.
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All right, fine. I'll do it for Peter.
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But I'm not singing any carols.
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We'll see about that, won't we, Peter?
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All right, let's deck these halls,
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Wolie. Now sit.
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Here's your prop.
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Good boy. V.
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All right.
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So, Santa Claus.
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It's Santa Pool. Sorry to stop you on
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the first word there, buddy, but you got
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to keep with the magic, okay? And the
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branding.
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Santa pool.
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His eyes, how they twinkled, his
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really phoning it in, huh? You're
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already tired of the show and it's the
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first one of the season. Come on.
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Thought you were supposed to be a
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Broadway trained actor, man. Don't give
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just a good performance. If you wanted
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to be a showman, I'm telling you, you
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could be the greatest.
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Do it for Peter. Do it for my fourth
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favorite Peter.
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For Peter,
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Santa. His eyes how they twinkled. His
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dimples so merry. His cheeks were like
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roses, his nose like a cherry. He had an
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obnoxious red suit
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and a round little belly that shook when
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he laughed like a bowl full of jelly.
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Why would anybody have a bowl full of
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jelly?
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Because it rhymes. This is a children's
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poem, Wolverine. Get over yourself. And
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don't call this my belly. Okay. This is
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my jugger.
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Whoops. Whoops. Unstoppable.
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He went straight to his work and he said
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not a word.
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Said not a word. That'd be a first,
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wouldn't it? True. It's true. He said
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not a word and went straight to his work
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and filled every stocking like a merry
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old jerk.
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A merk was the line, I believe.
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So it is.
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He laughed and he walked and he did all
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the things that bring Holly when the
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bells ring.
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Let's get to the end of the story. All
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right. Finger on my nose. Come on.
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Okay, fine. He placed one finger aside
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of his nose and giving a nod up the
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chimney he rose.
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Oh, this is my favorite part of this
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story. Wolverine. This is the rousing
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climax. He mounts his reindeer corner
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and gives a hearty yeehaw.
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And away they flew faster than Peter
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ever saw.
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That's pathetic.
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Then I heard him exclaim as he rose out
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of sight.
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Happy Xmas to all and to all a good
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night. Push me, Wolie.
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Absolutely not.
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Wait, that's it? That was a really
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abrupt ending. Why'd you even bring up
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Dogpool or Electra or anyone else?
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Didn't mention them again.
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You're new here, aren't you, big fella?
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Let me teach you a little something
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about working at the Disneyland Resort
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registered trademark.
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It's all about fan service. Literally
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always about fan service. Like bringing
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back the Main Street Electrical Parade
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every few days
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or those quirky oddball limited time
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characters everybody loves so much.
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CGI wink.
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We're done here.
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No, wait. We're not done yet. We were
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actually supposed to be done like a year
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and a half ago, but they are so
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desperate for content that they've dug
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our bones out from the grave. Happy
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holidays, everybody.
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[Applause]
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Let's go.
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All right. You remember when I took your
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bones out of the grave? That was our
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first dance.
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[Music]
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We got to see the very first Showtime
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of the season cuz they go rain down
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three days in a row.
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