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Rising moons everyone
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Let me try that one more time I said
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rising moons everyone
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Now listen very carefully cuz I have two
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very important announcements to make
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Number one you've made it Welcome to the
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And number two I am being pursued by
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stormtroopers But don't worry that
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happens to me a lot And I have a plan
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Well sort of Oh okay I see a good many
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of you have brought your lightsabers
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this evening That's great But let me
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caution you Do not activate those
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lightsabers unless told to do so We
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don't want to give ourselves away unless
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absolutely necessary In fact let's
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deactivate those sabers now please Yes
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Deactivate Deactate Deactivate Good
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Now on behalf of the resistance I would
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like to thank you all for your
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allegiance your loyalty and of course
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for showing up here tonight and making
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your presence known Together when united
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we possess great strength
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Our mission this evening to stand up to
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the First Order whenever and wherever
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possible Now if you all look skyward you
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see a few of my scouts are keeping watch
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from above And standing proudly among
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Now the scouts have advised me that word
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of this gathering has been intercepted
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by the First Order Chewy you are the
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first line of defense Secure the
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perimeter and keep a close eye on the
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Order Everyone we need to be on high
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alert We also have to set up a call sign
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to identify fellow members of the
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resistance Now you may be approached by
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someone who is a member of the
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resistance if they say "Ignite the
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spark." The proper reply would be "Light
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the fire." Let's try that shall we
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ignite the spark Ignite the fire Ignite
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the spark Ignite the fire Ignite the
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spark Ignite the fire
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Excellent Now if they do not know that
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call signal then they are not with the
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resistance and cannot be trusted Now I
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just got word that Ray is on her way But
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everyone go and fight
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I probably should have had a better plan
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fighting Attention everyone The first
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order is fear Your pathetic attempt at
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resistance will fail miserably And you
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see yourself We have the power that the
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resistance will be crushed And we'll
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being and oh yes our trials will be
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witnessed and recorded by this ancient
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astromeat Freud father wants his name Oh
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yes Bart And if you knew Bard no silent
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that way Now where were you you all were
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just leaving You're not nearly as clever
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as you think Then you don't know me I
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know exactly who you are vine
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mori take heed the destruction not the
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resistance of the hand And okay can we
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just skip to the end oh the finest to
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the end I see All the pity Well then you
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leave me no choice You don't want to do
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this Oh I really do Troopers all my
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signal Three two let them go
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Watch yourself Jedi You don't know who
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you're dealing with Oh I know exactly
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who I'm dealing with Let us go now I
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won't ask again And you are making a
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huge mistake Resistance is futile You
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will not succeed You're wrong about that
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You see the resistance is stronger than
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you think Everyone prepare to activate
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your sabers Wait for my signal Then
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Henry 188h8 2627 orders this crowd Make
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sure they don't try anything You all of
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you down there don't move or else This
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is your last chance and you will regret
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this True man Everyone for the
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resistance Activate your sabers now
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up Oh that's exactly what is going on
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Well done everyone Deactivate your
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saviors The business is fortunate to
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have you on our side and you may leave
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us now This does not end to
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completing the first order for now
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Great job Thank you Vi Thank you Chewy
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Thank you all Once again activate your
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everyone Thank you Thank you You're
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welcome Everyone ignite the spark
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Yes Thank you everyone Now be safe stay
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alert and may the force be with
