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Welcome to the World Famous Jungle Cruise! ⚓️
Pack your sense of adventure (and maybe a spare pair of socks) as we set sail from the **Disneyland Resort** for a high-definition, 4K journey through the world’s most remote rivers. Whether it’s your first time or your 500th, there’s always something new to see—mostly because our Skipper hasn't had their coffee yet.
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### 🚢 About This Voyage
In today’s POV, you’re joining the legendary **Skipper Mikey**. He’s known for his navigation skills, his love for exotic wildlife, and puns so bad they’re actually a classified health hazard.
We’ll be trekking through:
* **The Amazon River:** Home to giant butterflies and even bigger spiders.
* **The Nile:** It goes on for Nile and Nile and Nile... if you don't believe me, you're in Nile.
* **The African Veldt:** Where the lions are watching over a "sleeping" zebra.
* **The Schweitzer Falls:** Named after the famous Dr. Albert... Falls.
### 🐘 Highlights
* **4K Ultra HD:** See every wrinkle on the elephants and every questionable look from the hippos.
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We're out of here. Wind five hardworking
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Skipper on the top. See you later.
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See you later.
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Okay, everyone. It's time to roll the
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windows down and cruise. My name is
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Skipper Mikey. And for your safety, we
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like to ask you all to please remain
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seated. Keep your hands, arms, legs, and
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feet inside the boat and supervise your
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children. I'll have you know your
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skipper is a master of the mystical
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arts.
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Well, friends, over here on the
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starboard side, you may notice our first
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sign of danger. I'll tell you, as soon
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as I saw that sign, it opened up my
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eyes. And I can see clearly now that the
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rain is gone, but no worries, fam.
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Danger is my middle name.
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Okay, everyone. Now, over here on the
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port side, you will see a pretty sweet
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looking snake statue. And it looked like
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a regular snake from up close, right?
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too far on the ship.
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Anyways, explorers, it's the experts at
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the Jungle Navigation Company that tell
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me that this river right here is
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completely full of alligators, but the
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honest is true. That's a croc. Yep. So
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many crocodiles here. I like to call
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this spot the croc pot. And thought I
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saw a snake diggling off the back of the
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boat, but I'm on the front, so I'm not
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too concerned about you guys. Didn't
1:24
think so. All right, friends. But we
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just made it through the Irwi River and
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up ahead we have the sacred elephant
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bathing pool. Yep. You'll be thankful to
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hear that they all have their trunks on.
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I know it's super awkward when they
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joke, but it's even worse when I know.
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Oh, here we have Bertha. Bera showered
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too long, so she turned into an
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elephant. On top of I don't have for the
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obvious reason. I don't shower. Speaking
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of showers, we got our buddies who were
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here today. Friends, you might want to
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cover your hair, cover your ears, and
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cover your beard. Chuck, tuck, tuck.
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Uhoh. Be shy. That happens sometimes.
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All right. Do the gies. Whoa. Here comes
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the boom. Ready or not, doesn't sound
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like you guys are too far away. Over
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here, we have the beasty boys. What's
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up, my guys?
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All right, my friends. So, the big boy
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on the box right there is Bando. And
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guess what?
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the child. That's right, my friends. And
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if we're looking for the Congo River,
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this is the way.
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Uh-oh. I see another gorilla here. Huh.
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Wonder if you can take out a man. And
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what's he reaching for? Oh, it's
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bananas. That's right. B.
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Thank you, C. Anybody want to go left?
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Let's watch right. Let's not say we did.
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Whoa. Close one.
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You know, honestly, fam, I learned the
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hard way. Don't go chasing waterfalls.
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Yep. I know it looks sublime, but it was
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the wrong way. All right, friends. Well,
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we did just enter the Nile River. If you
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don't believe that, you are in
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the hand. Here we have African
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elephants,
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friends. These African elephants can eat
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up to 400 lb of food a day.
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But I could eat up to 600 right before
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bed. All right, explorers. If you
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haven't looked through the bushes over
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here on the port side, ever
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you won't see anything at all. Just
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heads up. All right. Well, we just made
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we just made it to the beautiful African
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belts up ahead. You'll see some striped
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horses, unicorns, and two horns. And
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does anybody know what the tall ones are
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in the back? Those are actually
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giraffes, too, though. Good call.
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Anyways, friends, over here you'll see
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Skipper Felix. You know, I sent Skipper
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Felix over here earlier to count the
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stones and I bet he comes back and says
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there's infinity stones out there.
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Luckily for us, I'm not afraid of rhinos
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and I'm actually not afraid.
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Well friends, in case you were worried
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about the lions escaping the jungle,
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don't be. Because in the jungle, the
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mighty jungle,
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the lion sleeps tonight. Thank you, fam.
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And thank you all for coming to the
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world famous jungle cruise. We did just
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make it to the hippo pool. I'm hoping we
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can make it out.
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Uh-oh. Looks like the hippos might
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attack the boat, my friends. Hopefully
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you're all here for the gun show. All I
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bought is big guns today. Here we go.
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All right, dump your ears, everybody.
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Here we go.
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Great shot, right? Hopefully that burns.
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Okay.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. They're duds.
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Just like my jokes. And see, my jokes
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are duds. And it's all because this is
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how we do it. Check out these guys. Just
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like these in the trap. They're
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definitely not like us. I'll tell you
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what, any more accidents.
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I don't know if you saw the plan with
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all the teams, but don't be concerned.
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I've seen Stranger Things.
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Well, friends, over here on the left,
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you're going to see Temp. I call them
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the tall man. Taylor is normally on the
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right. She's shy, but she's really swift
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with her neck. Yep. And they're both so
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cute. They give me butterflies, but
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butterflies aren't what they used to be.
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builders. I from the eighth corner of
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the world, the back side of wateroo.
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Thank you, Sam. I'm losing my voice.
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Just find my head on the left here.
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Now, my friends, I heard something
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coming from this rock. It sounded like
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here I am. Hope it doesn't rock you like
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a hurricane. And we did just enter the
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piranha pool. If anybody's got any gummy
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worms, now would be a sweet time to hook
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them up for being on the fish. And would
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you look at that? There's a little cow
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over there missing his bell. But
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friends, no need to worry. I'm going to
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tell the office I need more cowbell.
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Well, friends, up ahead, we've got
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Trader Sam's gift shop. They've got the
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bare necessities, the simple,
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bare necessities, and rock.
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Is that a wagon wheel?
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Oh, steering wheel. Never mind.
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All right, my friends. Thanks for
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hanging on tight. Tell you what, I was
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planning on having three dates later.
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And I know that sounds wild at first,
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but three dates a day is really good for
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digestion.
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All right, friends. Looks like we could
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pull on ahead. Do me a favor. Say
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goodbye to my jungle buds. We've got
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monkey bunch of the monkey bunch. We've
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said goodbye too many times before.
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Okay, everyone. For your safety, I'd
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like to ask you all to please remain
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seated, keep your hands, arms, legs, and
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feet inside the boat, and supervise your
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children. and you had a magical
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adventure today. My name is Skipper
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Mikey. If you didn't, I'll still be
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Skipper Mikey.
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Hope it was a funny skip today. But in
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the end,
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doesn't even matter.
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You know, friends, I actually couldn't
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wait to tell you all that I made it to
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the gym today before I came to work.
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That's right. I forgot I had an orange
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in my pocket, but don't worry, fam.
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Still crushed it. And of all things, had
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a slice of cheese in the other pocket.
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So, I finished my workout, right? I pull
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this thing out and guess what? It was
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absolutely shredded.
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Was actually leaving the gym and I was
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looking for my car. Thought I got
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jacked, but I find my car, right? I open
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up my car door and it hits my arm. I
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thought it was broken, but it was just
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swole.
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Turns out I ripped my t-shirt, too. Look
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down at my abs and they were cut.
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It's okay. I checked the stock report as
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expected. Nothing but gains. ended up
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getting egged by a bunch of kids on the
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way to work, too. Was fully yolked after
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that.
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Friends, get your elbows and arms inside
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the boat for us. Thank you all for
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coming to the jungle cruise.
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You know, I had a delicious snack a
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minute ago. It was spinach, tomato,
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onions, grilled chicken, hummus on a
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tortilla, and guess what, fam? That's a
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wrap. Thanks for coming. Watch your Hey,
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watch your step. Use the handles. If
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you're on the jungle side, please go
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around the engine. If you're wondering
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how to say a river in French, I
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All right.