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Everyone, welcome to the world famous
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and newly refurbished Bird Cage Theater.
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>> Thank you all so much for joining us
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today. Before we get started with our
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performance, we do need to go over a few
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house rules. If you need to leave the
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theater at any time during the show, you
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can exit right out this way, the same
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way that you came in. Our ushers will be
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happy to assist you. Please take a
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moment to silence all cell phones,
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electronics, and small children.
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And please, no flash photography during
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the show for the safety of our
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performers. And now, please give it up
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for the real star of the show, our
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master of the 88. As we take you back to
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Dusty Town, where cowboys turn into
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gentlemen, salute girls turn into
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ladies, and drunks turn into bars. The
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bird case players are proud to present
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the great bank robbery.
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Hmer hama
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>> howdy
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>> howdy.
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>> Oh, come on y'all. It's Boys and Berry
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Festival.
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I SAID
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>> HOWY
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>> HOWY.
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>> Much better. Well, hello everybody. My
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name is Cypress Flower. I'm a dancer
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over at the saloon and as my name
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implies, I get around. Welcome to
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Calico.
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>> You know, I remember when all this was
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far as far as the eye could see. But the
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gold rush, you know, it changed all
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that. We're now a boom town full of
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colorful characters. We had Ernie
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Everree.
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Yes, he gets a cheer every time he
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appears. Let's try it one more time,
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everybody. Hooray.
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>> Very nice.
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He's handsome.
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>> And then we have the beautiful Gaddy
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Goodwill.
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A
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She gets a whisp. Let's try it one more
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time, everyone.
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Ain't she pretty?
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>> I know that was me. You know you want to
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get me a bagel or a hug.
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>> Thank you. You kind
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like all kinds.
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And then we have I don't know what you
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said, but I like it.
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Validate me, please. And then we have
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the villainist B.
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You're too kind. And I hate all kinds.
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>> And then
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we have, well,
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>> everybody,
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>> your [ __ ] We're all mostly hardworking
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folks in this great land. Hit it.
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This land is your land.
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This land is my land.
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From rushing rabbits
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to the timber mountain.
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From the glittering gold mines to the
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streets of Calico.
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This town was made for a girl like me.
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>> I work the bank there.
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That's my duty.
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I work alongside
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a vision of beauty.
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Our knees get wobbly
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and my heart skips on me.
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Maybe one day she'll notice me.
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But they call me Gertie.
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The guy I work with
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thinks I'm pretty.
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I'm good with numbers
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and counting money.
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This bank was made to be led by me.
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>> There's a sheriff and crowd there, but
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that won't stop me.
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I'll rent them all of their hard money.
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I am the villain
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of our fun all.
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This thing was made to be robbed on me.
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>> My name is Cypress. I'm the capture.
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>> It ain't singer.
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>> I'm
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ain't no
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flirt
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and a little bit.
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One day I'll be a deputy. Everybody
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>> land
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this land
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from California
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to New York Islandward
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to all.
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This land was made for you and me.
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>> This land was made for you and me.
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Woo!
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>> All right, everybody get Come on. Get on
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out of here. Let's get started.
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Nothing like
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Looks like the bank is just about to
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open.
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>> Good morning, Ernie.
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>> Good morning, Cypress. You're up bright
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and early
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>> waiting for you to open the bank. I got
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to deposit my poker window.
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>> Gee, Miss Cypress, remind me never to
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play cards with you. I wonder where Mr.
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Richmond is.
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>> The bank manager. I passed him at the
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train station on the way here. You know,
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I hope he gets here soon. I ain't
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comfortable out of here with all this
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money. I got $5 in here.
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>> $5? Keep your voice down. This town is
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full of rough types that wouldn't think
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twice to take advantage of a nice girl
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like you. I'll stick by you no matter
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the cost.
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>> No. Hey,
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>> golly.
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>> Sorry, Cypress. My apologies.
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>> Don't worry about it, Ernie. I can
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protect myself. Someday I'm going to
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leave this loom behind me and and take
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up my real passion, law enforcement.
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>> Besides, everyone knows your sweet on
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Gertie Goodwill.
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>> Everyone. Everyone but Gertie Goodwill.
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Go get it, Tiger.
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>> Good morning, Miss Goodwill.
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>> Now, I told you to call me Gertie Ernie.
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>> Okay, Gertie. Ernie.
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>> No, just Gertie. You're Ernie.
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>> Right. Just Gertie.
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Gertie.
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>> I think we're on a first name basis.
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We've been working together at the bank
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for about a year now. Right. 11 months,
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3 days, 8 hours, and 14 minutes. But
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who's counting? Not me. I count coins.
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Not how long you and I HAVE BEEN
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TOGETHER. NOT MAJOR CALICO WORKING
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TOGETHER. NOT TOGETHER. TOGETHER, you
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know.
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>> Good morning.
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I mean, good morning everyone. Mr.
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Richmond, Ernie. Gertie, I've just come
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from the train station with the most
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valuable item to ever be entrusted to
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this fine institution.
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Gold and nuggets. We stored gold nuggets
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here before, Mr. Richmond. Nothing like
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this. This was sent to us by Mrs. Not,
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>> the owner of the chicken dinner
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restaurant. I've always wanted to go
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there.
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>> Me, too.
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>> She said this was the future of her
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restaurant and maybe the entire town. It
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contains 10 lb of pure golden goodness.
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>> 10 lb of gold? That's a fortune.
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>> KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, TALK LOWER.
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>> 10 lb of gold. That's a fortune.
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>> You got to keep an eye out for bad guys.
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>> Exactly. And speaking of which, good
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morning, Cypress. We all know that you
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definitely get around. Have you heard
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about any criminals in town?
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>> I heard
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I heard that late last night a man rode
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into town on a dark horse.
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>> Uh, at night all horses are dark. We
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ain't got no light.
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>> Ernie, uh, quiet. I need to hear this.
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>> What do you know about this man? I know
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that those that saw him in the grim
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darkness heard a very
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ominous sound emanating from his
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holster. What kind of
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sound?
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>> Like a dog barking or a bear growling.
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Those can be ominous. I once had a
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cousin that got attacked by a dog and a
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bear at the same time. I do not have
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that cousin anymore.
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>> Oh, thank you. His name was Carl.
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was
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>> starting please.
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>> Oh, what kind of ominous sound?
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>> The tinkling of little bits and tinkling
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battle.
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>> Oh no, not that. That's the worst news I
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could have gotten.
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Worse than the hoown
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being cancelled? What could be worse
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than that?
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>> Nothing.
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>> I can't think of anything.
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>> No, me either. You going
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>> darling?
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>> Don't you see the wanted signs over at
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the sheriff's office?
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>> The sheriff's office is not on my way to
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work. It's It's right there. It is right
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there. Yeah, but I come from that
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direction.
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My house is THAT WAY.
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NEVER MIND. A man on a dark horse.
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Tinkling bells in the grim hours. There
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can only be one man.
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Hell,
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>> the worst bank robber in all of the
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western territories. He's robbed seven
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banks in counting. He puts a bail on his
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holster for each bank he's robbed.
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>> And he's hoping to make the bank of
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Calico his number eight. We've got to
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get THE GOLD INTO THE VAULT. And just
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when we had this huge shipment of gold,
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>> what incredible irony. We have got to
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get this gold into the vault. Ready?
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>> Oh, right. Yes, sir. As your assistant
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manager, it is my
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>> assistant to the manager.
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>> As your assistant to the manager, it is
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my job to protect the contents of that
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vault or die trying.
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>> That's what I'm counting on, Ernie, my
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dear boy.
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>> What? What? Now, yeah, you get the gold
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into the vault and uh I'll go tell the
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sheriff to be on high alert.
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>> But Mr. Richmond, the sheriff's office
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is that way.
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>> Never fear, Mr. Richmond. The gold IS IN
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THE RIGHT
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>> HANDS.
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ERNIE, you're so brave.
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>> Apur
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in the shadows. The day is right for
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great bank robbery.
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Heat. Heat.
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Yes, it is I ble the most evil bank
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robber in all the western territories.
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jokes on you. I like booze.
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>> Breakfast a champion.
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Smile. Listen to that. Jingle jingle.
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Each bell is proof that I am the most
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devious man in town. And when I rob the
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bank of Calico, bail number eight will
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take its place on my holster.
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>> A there you are, Bandit. Look at you. So
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cute we even dress alike. Too bad he's
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ready to ride this town blind. And when
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we do and we're rich and infamous, I'll
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finally be able to keep my promise and
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take you river rapping. Yes, you'd like
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that, wouldn't you?
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But first, we got to figure out how to
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get the gold and get away clean. And
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it's not like a fully formed plane. It's
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just going to march its way through the
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front door.
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I'm looking for a bank robber.
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>> What? Are you crazy? A bank robber? Me?
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>> I never gave you that idea.
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>> You're wearing a bank robber mask.
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I knew I shouldn't have taken that back
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from the raccoon. Bon, take this.
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>> He is thorough. I'll give it to that.
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I'm not fear. I'M BELLE'S CEN. How'd you
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find me here?
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>> I knew I also shouldn't have taken
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decorating advice from Raccoon. You
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better stop talking or you'll be pushing
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a daisy. I'm Cecil
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Richmond.
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>> Really?
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>> Cecil Richmond,
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>> MANAGER OF THE BANK OF CALICO.
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I I know you're going to rub it, but if
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we work together, we could both walk
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away with a fortune.
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We're listening.
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Our bank was just entrusted with a
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strong box containing
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10 lb of pure golden nuggets.
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>> 10 lb of gold? That's going to be worth
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$1,000. Oh, it's worth a whole lot more
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than Yes. $1,000.
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Why not just steal it yourself?
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>> Well, I couldn't. Plus, the sheriff
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would know that it's an inside job.
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>> What's in it for you?
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>> You're the bank manager. People in town
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respect you.
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>> No, they don't.
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They respected my father when he ran the
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bank, and I've been living in his shadow
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my entire life. I thought that I could
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make people respect me. I even ran for
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mayor.
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But I lost.
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I didn't even get one single vote.
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>> Surely you voted for yourself.
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>> Oh, I wouldn't vote for a guy like me.
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No, I know what I'm capable of. No, you
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steal the gold and I'll be just another
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victim. And then we'll meet up and we'll
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split the gold. 5050.
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>> What do you think, Bandit? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, but last time I got allergic to
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that.
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>> What? Don't trust him.
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>> What? No, no, no, no. Don't listen to
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the the raccoon.
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I can't be trusted. I am an aspiring
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politician. We never lie.
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>> I don't know.
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>> Good idea, abandoned. I tell you what,
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Cecil, I'll steal the gold and keep $800
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for myself, and then you can have the
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$200 left over. That way, it's 6040.
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6040. I like your math.
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>> Who knew the manager of the bank and the
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bank robber would find common ground?
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>> Yeah, one more step and your common
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ground will get way beneath you. Did you
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forget we were on top of Timber
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Mountain?
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Oh dear. End up.
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>> That right there's the big drop.
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>> Sit down.
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Sit down.
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Sit down.
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>> Oh, I could have fallen to my end. What
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diabolical foreshadowing
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>> indeed back to the bad business at hand
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there
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>> partner?
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>> Well, I must go back to the bank before
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I rouse suspicion. You come in stinkling
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and I'll make sure you abscond with the
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gold.
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>> I ain't absconding. I'm stealing your
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face, little Cecil.
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Little does he know that I plan on
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double crossing him. I'll end up with
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enough gold to buy the next election.
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>> Oh, Cecil, you're so good at being bad.
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He knows I can hear him, right?
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Look at him go there, baby. He thinks
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he's smarter than me. Well, he's in for
18:54
a rude awakening. You see, I'm playing
18:57
the double cross at him. Then all the
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gold will belong to me. Belle's Colton,
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the mastermind behind the great bank
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robbery.
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You do this little thing.
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Heat. Heat.
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A
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great
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praise.
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Ernie Ever True, whatever are you doing?
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>> Just making sure there aren't any
20:21
villains lurking around here. Hey, you
20:24
see anybody?
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>> Nope.
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>> Coast is clear.
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>> Arty, we've just opened. There's no one
20:29
hiding in the bank.
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>> You can never be too careful. That
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bail's colton and his tinkling bells
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could be anywhere.
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>> Tingling bell, everybody get down.
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>> You better calm yourself down. It's just
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not for his customer.
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>> Oh, customer. Of course. You help
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Cypress. I'm going to get the gold into
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the vault.
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>> There you go. Cypress, that's $5
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deposited.
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>> That's five more dollars towards my
21:05
deputy horse. When I complete my
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training, I want to be ready to ride.
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>> The gold is safe inside the vault. It's
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up to me to protect
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>> everything in this bank.
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>> Oh, Arie, that's so romantic.
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You think so?
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>> I'd do anything for you, Gertie.
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>> All right. Can you wait until I leave
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before you make the loveydovey eyes?
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Besides, Ernie, I can protect myself.
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Thank you very much.
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>> Oh, brother. I'm up to the saloon. That
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can can it ain't going to can itself.
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Love your best friend.
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>> Oh, Ernie.
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>> You're so brave. With you by my side, I
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have nothing to fear.
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>> Oh, Gertie.
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>> Great.
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>> Your beauty stops my heart and then it
22:18
makes it beat faster. You're an enigma.
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>> What's that?
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>> A mystery. Okay, fine. Don't tell me.
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>> But Arie, you've never expressed
22:30
interest in me before.
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>> Sorry, it's just a little bank teller
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humor.
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>> Oh. Uh, maybe that's on account of me
22:43
being so withdrawn.
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>> You sure can call in a friend.
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But seriously, when you stop that bank
22:58
robber, I'll bet Mr. Richmond promotes
23:00
you to call manager.
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>> Well, someday, Gertie. Someday. And when
23:05
I'm bank manager, co-manager, I'll
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finally take you to that big restaurant
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on the hill. The chicken place that Mrs.
23:12
Not runs.
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>> Mrs. Not chicken in a restaurant.
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>> That's the one. Oh,
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I'll wear my best dress.
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>> And I'll take a bath.
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>> What a sight will be.
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>> Let's make it official. Miss Gertie,
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when I stop that bank robber and become
23:30
bank co- manager, will you
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>> eat chicken with me?
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>> Oh, well, yes, Ernie. Yes.
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>> Oh, you make me so happy, Miss Gertie.
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And hungry.
23:42
>> Oh, Ernie.
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disgusting.
23:52
Aren't they Gertie? The sheriff told me
23:54
that Bell's colden might be headed to
23:56
the bank at this very moment.
23:58
>> Yes.
23:59
>> Never fear, Mr. Richmond. That Bell's
24:01
Colden would be a fool to try to rob
24:03
this bank.
24:11
>> A customer. Now, who wants to help him
24:12
out? Raise your hand. And that's why we
24:15
have the best customer service in town.
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Both hands.
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>> I'm here to make a withdrawal.
24:19
>> But of course, SIR, THAT'S OUR GUYS.
24:21
BELLE'S called in.
24:23
>> What's the point of wearing mask if
24:24
everyone knows who the heck you are?
24:26
>> The bells kind of gave you away.
24:28
>> But the raccoon said I needed to get You
24:29
know what? I'm not going to listen to
24:30
that raccoon anymore.
24:33
>> Anyway, this is a whole bell.
24:38
>> It is him. Oh dear.
24:42
>> All right, drop it. I can't drop it,
24:44
sir. Gertie. Gertie, wake up. WE'RE
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BEING ROBBED.
24:47
>> WHAT? ROBBED? OH, NO. THIS IS YOUR
24:49
CHANCE, ERNIE. Time to become a hero and
24:50
become main manager and take me a
24:52
chicken.
24:57
>> You know what, Mr. Richmond's manager?
24:58
Let's
25:00
now wait just a minute, sir, whom I've
25:03
never met before.
25:06
We're not just going to open the vault
25:08
because you say so. Oh, don't open it
25:11
because I say so. Open it because
25:16
this says so.
25:18
>> I see your point,
25:22
>> Mr. Freshman. You cannot give it to this
25:25
criminal just because he has a gun.
25:26
>> My dear, it's not the gun that scares
25:28
me. It's the bullets in the gun that
25:30
scare me.
25:33
>> Oh, there it is. But first things first.
25:42
doing great.
25:46
>> Children, we don't have a plunder in
25:48
this town, you know. Good despite
25:54
out hay and we'll divvy up the old gay.
25:57
What' you call me?
26:03
>> Good news everybody. Holton better watch
26:05
out. Therapist front. Not so fast.
26:10
>> Oh, honey. Fast is all I know.
26:14
Oh. One,
26:18
two,
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three.
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Hey,
26:25
I seem to have interrupted something.
26:28
I'll come back after lunch.
26:32
>> Give it up, Colton. The sheriff's
26:34
WAITING FOR YOU.
26:35
>> NEVER. EVERYBODY IN THE BOSS ROCK CAN
26:37
MAKE MY GETAWAY.
26:38
>> WHAT? LOCKING US UP IN THE VAULT WAS A
26:40
PART OF THE DEAL.
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>> DEAL.
26:44
>> MR. RICHMOND, are you in cahoots WITH
26:47
THIS VILLAGE?
26:48
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT. GOLD, SMALL TOWN
26:52
banks and armed desperados.
26:54
I'm not smart enough to come up with a
26:56
plan that complicated. I remind you, I'm
26:58
an aspiring politician.
26:59
>> Oh, don't be so modest, Cecil. If it
27:02
weren't for you, I WOULDN'T FIND OUT
27:03
ABOUT THE $800 in the vault. That's more
27:06
than I've ever robbed in my life.
27:08
>> $800?
27:09
>> Yep.
27:09
>> No. No. 10 lb of gold is more like
27:11
$8,000.
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>> $8,000.
27:19
>> Not only was you going to rob your own
27:20
bank, YOU WAS GOING TO CHEAT YOUR
27:22
PARTNER.
27:22
>> WELL, MR. RICHMOND, what would your
27:25
father say?
27:27
I'm so shame.
27:31
Oh, daddy.
27:34
>> All right. All right. Listen up with the
27:35
family reunion. Never doing the ball.
27:37
>> YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS BELLS,
27:39
COLTON.
27:39
>> OH, I think I will. By the time they
27:41
realize how to let you out of that
27:42
vault, I'll be halfway to Fiesta
27:44
Village.
27:48
>> O, that's Espanol.
27:51
>> Well, it looks like there's only room
27:53
for two in the vault. I'm coming with
27:54
you, Golden. We could go to lunch. A
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claim jumper.
27:57
>> I don't think so. Looks like this
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robbery is also a kidnapping. Let's go,
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girly.
28:03
>> You see, don't you dare touch your hair
28:05
on her head.
28:06
>> Save your breath. Never true.
28:09
>> The game.
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>> Sorry. Sorry.
28:19
>> Now there's no one left to stop me. The
28:22
gold and the girl belong to me, Belle
28:26
Colton.
28:31
>> Not so fast, girly. Out the back door to
28:34
avoid the sheriff.
28:35
>> Oh sh.
28:38
>> Oh,
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you are so dastardly.
28:57
Justice has arrived.
29:01
>> Hey, where'd everybody go?
29:03
>> Get us out of here.
29:04
>> Where's the sheriff?
29:05
>> Man, the sheriff needed a nap.
29:07
>> So, he deputized me. I'm now a
29:10
full-fledged MEMBER OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
29:12
FAN.
29:15
>> NOW, stand back while I open this vault.
29:18
>> The combination is the only way to open
29:19
up the vault.
29:21
What's the combination?
29:22
>> I can only give the combination to
29:24
bacon, please.
29:24
>> Oh, for Pete's sake. It's 36.
29:27
>> Oh, 36.
29:28
>> 24.
29:29
>> 24.
29:30
>> 36.
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>> 36.
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That sounds familiar.
29:37
>> Voila. There's branch.
29:42
>> Great job, Cyrus.
29:44
>> I mean, deputy.
29:45
>> There's Web.
29:46
>> How to save Bernie. If only we knew
29:48
WHERE BELLE'S COLTON'S HIDEOUT WAS.
29:51
>> What should I do, Daddy?
29:53
>> Redeem yourselves, Ceu. Tell them.
29:58
>> It's at THE TOP OF TIMBER MOUNTAIN.
30:00
There's still time to save her. How's
30:02
that, Daddy?
30:03
>> Well, it's a start.
30:05
>> He loves me, Dad. Come on, Dippity. We
30:08
got to go to Timber Mountain. Defeat
30:10
Belle's Colton. Get Mrs. Knocks gold
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back and save Gertie Goodwill from the
30:15
Great Bank robbery.
30:27
Awesome
30:55
job.
30:58
is breaking all the
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>> now my dear I got you in my clutches in
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my evil hideout
31:21
>> to you villain
31:23
>> now is that anywhere to talk to your
31:26
future your husband.
31:28
>> Think of it. With all this gold, we'll
31:30
rule the Wild West. We'll be like Beauty
31:34
of a Beast. But if anyone else calls me
31:37
a beast, I'LL RIP THEIR LUNGS OUT.
31:40
>> NEVER. My heart beats ONLY FOR ERNIE.
31:43
EVER TRUE.
31:49
>> OH, you'll marry me, Gertie Goodwill.
31:51
>> Or else?
31:52
>> Or else? What? or else we'll have to
31:56
split up.
32:02
>> Go ahead and scream your head off. Ain't
32:03
no one coming to save you.
32:06
>> Not so fast. We're here to save Bernie
32:08
Goodwill.
32:11
>> But I took the sand down.
32:13
>> Oh, Mr. Richmond out.
32:15
>> Cecil. Oh, I'm guilty. Uh, in addition
32:17
to being a wishy-washy bait manager, I'm
32:19
also a wishy-washy criminal. But I think
32:22
that might make me the perfect
32:23
politician.
32:26
>> Enough.
32:27
>> WE'RE HERE TO STOP YOU. BELEN,
32:29
>> DON'T EVEN think about raing for that
32:31
pistol, mister. I've got you covered.
32:35
>> Fight me like a man. Never true.
32:38
>> No, MY KNEES DON'T DO THAT.
32:40
>> SMILE. ONE SECOND.
32:44
>> DOWN.
32:45
>> NO.
32:49
HEY,
32:51
stop it.
33:05
>> Now, this is for making me work
33:07
overtime.
33:08
>> You mind if we switch sides? This is my
33:11
good side.
33:12
>> Oh, okay. Thank you very much. You're so
33:14
kind. Better right where I WANT YOU. AND
33:17
NOW TO FINISH YOU OFF. LOOK OUT.
33:21
>> Sit down. Sit down.
33:23
>> I can't do it.
33:25
>> Well, I can.
33:27
>> HERE'S FOR TRYING TO CUT ME in half.
33:35
>> THE GOLD AND GERTIE are safe.
33:40
>> A hero. I knew you could do it, Ernie.
33:43
>> Mrs. KN will be so proud. You saved her
33:46
entire stock.
33:51
>> Golden nuggets. As in golden chicken
33:54
nuggets for her chicken dinner
33:56
restaurant.
33:59
>> Good.
34:01
>> My case was just missing a name.
34:03
>> Belle's Colton and Mr. Richmond are
34:04
going to jail. Would you care to have
34:06
some chicken with the new bank manager?
34:09
>> Only if you'd like to have chicken with
34:11
the new assistant bank manager. It's all
34:14
I've ever wanted.
34:16
>> Oo, very berry dipping sauce. Today will
34:20
forever be remembered as the day the
34:21
heroes of careful foiled the great bank
34:25
robbery.
34:35
>> All right, everybody. We going to do
34:37
this old SCHOOL. PLEASE JOIN US. OKAY,
34:39
MASTER, IF YOU PLEASE.
34:43
Your land is my land from California
34:48
to New York.
34:54
This land will save you and me.
34:58
This land
35:14
there is funny
35:23
y'all. Best ranch.
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