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Rusty Cutlass Pirate Band | Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party 4K
Oct 2, 2025
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[Music]
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The king and his men stole alone
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and found the inner th.
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Case be ours and thy love ours where we
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will will yo
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all hands voice the go
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thieves and breakers Never shall we die.
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Yo, all together
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[Music]
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he thieves and beggars.
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Never shall be.
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Thank you. All right. Now, behardies, everyone come a little closer to us. Come on in now.
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We want to be able to see your scary costumes. Let's get this pirates party started.
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Welcome to this party night. So, it's not a scary one. So, battle down the
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hatches, boys. the anchor for some fun. And beyond the seven seas of these
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nights we've been told smiles the guards and lighting skies sight to behold. Oh,
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this is a night like we've all never seen where the villains and the heroes
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party with the king and queen. Yo, this is a night like we've all never seen. So
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dance around and how is Halloween [Music]
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[Applause] [Music] the kingdom and the castle all dressed
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up for the night. There's food and drinks and special drugs if you get a
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bite. That's right. Outside we celebrate some things just like that. Yeah.
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Tomorrow you'll share memories. So much to cry about. Yo, this is a night like
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we've all never seen. When the villains and the heroes party with the king and
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queen, this is a night like we've all never seen. So dance around and how this is
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how yo [Applause] [Music]
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party with the king and queen
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like we've all ever seen. dance around and howl.
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This is Mickey. [Music]
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Yeah. All right, time to get this pirate party started. We're going to sing a little
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song right now about that old cotton fish himself, that awful Captain Hook.
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When hooks and sail the wind will fail his schemes they go right out to see
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like a lemon watch
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[Music] as an up the jolly rock
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[Music]
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at the night. Aren't you dead to sing
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with us? Come on.
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[Music] The captain wait. He's got no game. He
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tries each day, but he hit the foul in every way that he won't follow the heck.
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[Music]
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Our captain I shar
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[Music]
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Ro through
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our captain is at the hell.
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[Music] Here we go.
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[Music] A little
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[Music]
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ready, Peter. Ready. I done.
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Oh yeah. All right, fellas. Let's go.
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[Music]
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Oh, I drive so hard to get the jolly pirates out.
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[Music]
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Everyone's going to be a pirate ship. Got a war going to be a pirate ship.
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Pirate ship. Pirate ship. Pirate ship.
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Pirate ship. It is the pirate ship. It is the pirate
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ship. It is a pirate ship. Yeah, the pirate ship. Hey,
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[Music] come make some noise.
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[Music] Yeah.
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[Music] Here's one that everybody knows. So, everybody sing along.
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This is always cleaner. Somebody else is you going up there but it's a big
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mistake cuz I've got the world around the ocean floor.
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What more you looking for? Under the sea.
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Under the sea. Darling is where I got ready when I take
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it from me up the day [Music]
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away. [Music]
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The fish is happy. I don't know the way they are happy cuz they ready
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[Music] for Sunday when the most hust
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under the sea. Under the sea, nobody
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sele under the sea. We love you. We got no
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trouble with the bubble under. [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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I'm going to see. I'm going to see when the sun
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be [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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in [Music] I'm going to see
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[Music] [Applause] [Music]
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[Applause] that's here for us. [Applause]
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Well, aoy everyone. Welcome to Mickey's Notso Scary Halloween Party. Are you having fun tonight? Say I.
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Say I. All right. First things first, everybody come in a little closer. Don't stand so
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far away. Take about three or four steps in. Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are
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Rusty Cutless. That's Rusty
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with an R. Whenever we say that's Rusty, you say with an R. That's Rusty.
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[Music] Ah, now you're sounding like proper pirates. Would you like to hear a C shanty?
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All right. Well, here's one that you might have heard of on Tik Tok. Yeah, just like the croc.
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Hey, what do you get when you cross a crocodile and a parrot? A pair of Crocs.
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All right, if you know this one, sing along. There once was a ship that could see the
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name of the chick was a bully of the wind blew harder bow and down. Oh, my
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bully boys. Soon may the right man come to bring us
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sugar and tea and raw. One day when the tide is done, will they even know?
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She not two weeks from shore down on earth. A rock will
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in all hands and swore he makes that king
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soon to bring us sugar and tea and ra
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[Music] that's with a fiddle everybody.
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Okay. [Music]
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What? That's kind of That's ring it out. Bring it out.
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Oh, yeah. I like it. [Music]
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Yeah. [Music]
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One day when I will take our little
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Yeah. [Music]
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As far as I still have
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it regular call to encourage the captain and go
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to bring the sugar as he [Music] is will
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soon come to bring us sugar and tea and one
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day is good and
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[Music] yeah
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thank you. Now we're going to go down to the Caribbean. We're going to find out how they celebrate the holiday down in
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the islands. Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
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Give us candy. Trick or treat. Happy Halloween.
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[Music] Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
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Give us trick or treat. Happy Halloween.
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Don't want no vegetable. And don't give up your free
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sugar. [Music] We are pirates on the run. We like
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chocolate. Give us trick or treat. Trick or treat.
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Give us trick or treat. Happy Halloween.
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[Music] Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
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We must happ [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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this. I want candy. I want candy. I want
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candy. I want candy. I want candy. I
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want candy. I want candy. I want candy.
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And now here's a song by the most famous Florida pirate of them all, Captain
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Jimmy Buffet. Now I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know where we're going to go.
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Say I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where we're going to go
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when [Music] you
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s on the sea. Thomas woke up in the sky.
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[Music] Pretty soon we learn to fly.
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Everybody say, "I don't know. I don't know.
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I don't know where I'm going to go." [Music]
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New York [Music]
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sing.
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[Music]
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I got nothing more to say. I don't know. I don't know.
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I don't know. But I'm going to go. [Applause] I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know where I'm going.
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[Music] It's Halloween. Let me hear you go.
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[Music] It's time for a pirate Halloween song.
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Well, I was standing on the deck late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie
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sight. A famous pirate. You all know the one, the only Captain Jack Sparrow.
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That's Captain Jack. Beware is pirate.
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He's the pirate that everyone knows with me. Captain Jack Sparrow up from the
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Jack did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing. You could hear him cry
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from dust your dawn. He'd say, "Why? Why is the rum always gone?" Did you drink
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the rum? That's Captain Jack. Captain Jack. Beware is pirate attack.
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He's the pirate that everyone knows. Captain Jack
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now Captain is he sails around in the sun.
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Some days he looks for treasure. Most days he looks for rock. Now the
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captain needs pirates to join his crew. Great buccaneers might not be. It's your
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chance to sail around the world and join Captain Jack on the famous
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black girl. Come on. I need some pirates line up shoulder to shoulder. Come on. Shoulder to shoulder. Who else wants to
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be a pirate? How about you? You want to be a pirate? Come on. Anybody else want the kids new? Come on,
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lady. Cha. All right. Anybody else want to be a pirate? Get up here. We're going to swear you in. Make you official
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pirates. All right, stay right there. All right, everybody, turn around. Look at me. Attention.
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All right, come all the way up the stairs. Come all the way up. There you go. Perfect. Stay there. No, down on the floor. There you go. Now, everybody look
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at me. Eyes front, heels together. Heels together. Toes apart. Toes apart.
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Shoulders back. Shoulders back. Chest out. Chest out.
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Stomach in. Did you say stomach in? Yeah, that's as far as she goes.
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All right, now everybody take a really deep breath. [Music] Deeper, deeper. All right, hold it
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for 20 minutes. All right, let it out. Now, are you ready to take the sacred
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pirate over? Say, I say I I. All of you say I I.
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All right, then. Dirty John Durk, admin dirty. Scared me. Administer the pirate oath to
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these. Hi, Rob. Look at this scary ugly face right here. Take a moment to be glad
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it's not yours. Now, what we're going to do is we're going to take this sacred pirate oath by
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raising up our starboard hand. That's what we call the right hand. So, raise
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your right hand up in the sky like this. Yeah, you guys back there, you can do it, too. All right, there you go.
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Close enough for pirate. That's good. If you're not sure, put them both up. We'll rob you.
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All right. Now, in a loud, clear voice. So, all of these goodlooking people.
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And those two guys right there, too. All of them can hear you. I want you to
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repeat after me. I
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state your name.
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Education's just gone to pieces in this country. Pledge allegiance
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to the Red Flag to the Red and to the pirates
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and to the pirates for which it stands for which it stands. One brethren,
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one brethren of the sea. of the sea. With treasure and plunder for all.
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with treasure and plunder for all. All right. Now, we invite you to stick around to hear a collection of the worst
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pirate jokes you've ever heard in your life. Thank you. But first, three cheers for the new
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pirates. Hipip hooray. Hip hip hooray. Hip hip hooray.
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just [Music] in the morning. What do you do with
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the sens? [Music]
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[Applause] [Music] [Applause]
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When we say hey, you say what? You ready? Hey,
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you're about the pirate who went on vacation. No, he needed a little R and R.
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Oh, [Music] hey.
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What is Captain Hook's favorite breakup line? Why? Oh, no. No, no. It's not you. It's me.
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Hey, what does a pirate use to blow his nose? An anchor chief.
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[Music] Hey, when is the best time to buy a pirate
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ship? Tom's hell. Oh.
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[Music] What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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Come on. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. He likes R, but he loves the sea.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I think it's the letter P. P. Yeah, because without the letter D, a
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pirate would just be I rate.
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Now, you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? A letter of pardon from the governor.
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Oh, she rises away. She
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rises.
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[Music]
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Everybody come on. Yeah. Just like this.
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[Music]
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Heat. Heat. [Music]
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All
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[Applause] [Music]
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right, you got Loo, our player. He's really good, but he's better than this.
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He can go a lot faster. He needs some noise.
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[Music]
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That was pretty good. Pretty good.
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[Music] Here we go.
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[Music]
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Yeah. Hallelujah.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the crew members of Rusty Lift. Over there on the
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bass guitar, he's our very own clergyman. Give it up for Ole Peter.
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[Music] And my man in the red on the middle, the best in the land. Give it up for the one
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and only. And over there on Patina, you can smell
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him from a mile away. Give it up for Nessie Dates. [Applause]
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[Music] And on acoustic guitar, my good friend Dirty John D.
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And on the drums, the bride of the Key West.
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[Applause] [Music] All right, we're going to do a song right now that is all about a pirate's
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favorite thing in the world. Gentlemen, what is a pirate's favorite thing in the
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whole wide world? Rum. We like rum. We do. And you guys like
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rum, too. We're going to do a song about rum. And you know this song. So, we want
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you to sing with us. We want you to help us. Every time that we know,
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[Music] sing hey back. So, all you got to do.
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You ready? Hey, hey, hey. What's the matter with
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the captain? Hey, hey, hey. What's the matter with
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you? I think I know. Hey, hey, hey. What will
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be on this ship for this trip down the hole? Hey, hey.
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and we'll pass it around and drink like pirates.
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Come and get your [Applause] Come and get your
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Come and get your Come and get your
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[Music]
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Come and get you. Come and get you. Come and get your now. Come and get your own. Come and get your
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Come and get your now. Come and get your Come and get your Come and get your now.
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Come and get your Come and get your Come and get your now. Come and get your
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Yeah. Come and get your
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Come and get your Come and get your
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[Music] now. Come and get you. Come and get your up
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now. Come and get your [Music]
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own. Wow, what a great crew you are. Would
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you like one more song? I don't think they heard me last. Would you like one more?
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All right, Nabby Hardies. Here's one that every pirate knows. So, everybody sing along.
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Yo ho yo ho the pir. Yo ho yo ho the pir
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we run and bring up we kidnap and damage and give up a
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[Music]
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turn. Sing it. Everywhere
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I [Applause] [Music]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Applause] thank you ladies and gents. We are Rusty.
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That's Rusty with Thank you all so much for coming out to
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Mickey's not so scary Halloween. You guys, you look incredible. I mean, you guys, thank you all for dressing up. On
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behalf of all of us. Oh, there's something happening after fireworks. What is it? Right after fireworks on this very
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stage, come on out and join the Pirates of Tortuga for some piratey shenanigans.
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And after that, we have another show right here at 10:30 tonight. From all of
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us in Rusty Cutless to all of you beautiful people, happy Halloween.
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[Music]
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[Applause] Thank you. Thank you. Okay, we're done now.