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Riverboat Revenge Melodrama - Knott's Boysenberry Festival 2022
Mar 20, 2022
The Riverboat Revenge melodrama at the Birdcage Theatre at Knott's Berry Farm for the 2022 Knott's Boysenberry Festival.
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[Music]
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welcome to all the
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[Applause]
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operating melodrama theater in the
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united states and we are proud to once
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again present a comedy melodrama right
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here on the stage of the birdcage
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theater
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[Applause]
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fantastic tile here at today's household
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first thing if you need to leave the
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video during the show please exit out
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the way you came in right over here and
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firstly part b in case of an emergency
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you may be directed to use our emergency
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exit right over here but that's only to
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be used in case of emergency secondly
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part one about your
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and finally
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if you have any please sign up any
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electronic devices you have in person oh
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and lastly if you have any fussy babies
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or fussy husbands
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just take them more natural log until
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they feel better all right
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now the classic thunderbird will
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condition you they already play a very
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important part in the success of today's
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show we need you to pull the bill share
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the hero
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and encourage our lady in red or in this
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case in honor of the boysenberry our
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lady boy in purple and trust me she's
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still red hot right
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now our hero today is dad darby he's
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wholesome and true so every time you see
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him what should we give him a great big
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hooray
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[Music]
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is miss heather probably she is sweet
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she is loving she's the very
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personification of female perfection so
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every time you see her it's a heartfelt
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[Music]
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lovely sabrina is our lady in purple if
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you know what i mean
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oh he knows exactly what i mean
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yeah for us she is exciting and intense
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and for her it's a lot of hubba hubba
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let's try that
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great
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all right now our villain today is a
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rare treat for the eyes this acting
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range and nuance of beyond compare but
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my ladies have been known to swoon
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within this general vicinity
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i play the part
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my name is feared and respected by all
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and that name is called bill can water
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[Music]
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okay
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one last thing in honor of the
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boysenberry festival every time you do
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that magical very invention we want you
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to shout out here here let's try that
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bear
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yeah
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great sit tight relax as our musical
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tour guide professor suzie hall
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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88.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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but first i need to warm up the old
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fires with a little drop of boys
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[Music]
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are you cuter about just drunk
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either way cheers
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[Music]
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river from my home
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[Music]
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good day to you captain can i buy you a
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glass of voice better schnapps
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no ma'am liquor has never touched my
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legs why do you know a shortcut
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[Music]
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i just came in searching for my first
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mate gladys little
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said he was stopping by for a shot of
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schnapps you ain't cheating by this
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hatch do i know captain there hasn't
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been a living soul in here in the last
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few minutes as witnessed by the
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lackluster applause from my opening song
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[Applause]
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well i can't be full around town all day
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looking for linus i gotta get everything
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ready tomorrow's the big day for me and
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my cordelia cat oh and who is this
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cardelia k
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your wife oh sweetheart
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[Music]
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no man why the cordelia k means more to
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me than any wife or sweetheart ever
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could
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why here she is
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why the cordelia acacia prettiest little
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paddle wheeler
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[Music]
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yep that's her
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ain't she a mutant we're in town for the
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big riverboat race tomorrow they'll be
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five thousand dollars to the winner
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now i wonder where old liners went jenny
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was just stopping by for a shot of snaps
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and he'd be
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speaking of schnapps and drinks are on
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the house let's celebrate your upcoming
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victory
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sorry ma'am no schnapps for me i see
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many a schulte sailor shunned by snaps
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i have no need for it have it your way
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here's to the call dearly okay
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[Music]
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ain't you dave darby on the boys of mary
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bell
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[Music]
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that's right i'm damn darby
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[Music]
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but i'm sorry to say that the boys in
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berryville
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is no longer here here
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[Music]
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what
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where is she
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there
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some of us were fortunate enough to make
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it to shore
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others
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that's right depression news show what
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do you figure happened to her well sir i
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do believe that she was yeah
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[Music]
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i believe she was sabotaged
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but what are you gonna do now oh well
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sir with my beautiful beloved boat
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banished to the bottom i need a job i'm
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a first class engineer in the number one
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first bank
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now how about applying for work at that
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new photo shoot knocked out chinatown
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kind of a spooky looking ring you mean
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the prometheus
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there's something awful strange about
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the prometheus
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would you stop doing that all right
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oh boy do i wish i had a bunch of
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commands might be a great thing to win
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that race tomorrow while with the money
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and i'd win i could settle down in a
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little cabin off the banks of the
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mississippi river just close enough to
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see the catfish jumping and hear the
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slow slow sloths of the riverboats
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passing by outwinder
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and on that little patch of land i'd
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raise boysenberries
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that's right boy
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howdy i mean the unique hybrid blend of
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the blackberry red raspberry to logan
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bear
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right boise
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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wood cattle
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oh and well i can see her now such a
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vision she would be
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[Music]
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beautiful hair soft and floating eyes of
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a deep blue with lashes long and silky
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like the wings of a butterfly
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[Music]
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and a voice oh
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a voice of such haunting lyrical
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[Music]
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no quality i never thought i'd find you
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here in one of these waterfront dabs
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thirsted for schnapps yeah heather my
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child i have no need for the schnapps
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snapchat oh many a shelter man
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now i'd like you to meet a friend of
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mine his name is dan dollarby
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the blackberry red raspberry loganberry
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bed
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you mean the boysenberry bell
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[Music]
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i have some distressing news about our
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engineer linus little oh father
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is dead oh his body was found outside
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yonder when they're full face down in
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the rhythm
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and it was riddled
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[Music]
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sounds dead all right
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i thought we were still doing that
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and jumping catfish my daughter where
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are we gonna find a man to take his
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place before tomorrow's race
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[Music]
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oh perhaps i can give some assistance
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where's my riches if we ain't got as a
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first-rate first name right here sir
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together we shall beat the prometheus
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we'll beat the battlefield
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[Music]
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we'll work
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we got a lot to do and you got a lot to
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learn about the cornelius
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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waller
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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so
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[Music]
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oh give me a chance i haven't done
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anything
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[Music]
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as lord and master the mighty prometheus
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i shall soon rule the entire mississippi
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river
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my scheme is almost complete no one can
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defeat me now the victory of tomorrow's
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race will belong to me me coldwell
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you know i'm not that impressed with you
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people
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either who would have challenged my
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cunning
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who would have challenged my evil
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scheming oh they're challenged by
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well two out of three
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[Music]
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one day but you've never said nothing
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about murder
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murder my dear how intelligent call it
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what you like well linus little is still
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deader than driftwood and what's more
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your sense the shooting has done nothing
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to keep the cordially okay out of
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tomorrow's race what number one captain
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harmony has already hired himself our
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new first mate
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[Music]
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i simply detest cheap audience
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participation
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i have one word for you
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shut up
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darby is one of the finest men in the
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river i must win tomorrow's race and
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what do you think has been the voice
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very
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she must be destroyed
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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you forgot weekend
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dad will you stop at nothing uh
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no
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now listen carefully to my path
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[Music]
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get over here
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tomorrow
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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not to mention denture wear
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when all is said and done he will be
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called the temple owner and the mighty
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prometheus
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[Music]
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of the all
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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everybody
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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oh
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[Music]
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captain
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[Music]
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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everywhere sir it seems the entire crew
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has deserted oh they jumped oh they
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quit quit that does it they're all fine
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sir i do believe we can still beat the
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prometheus if one of us tends to the
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boiler while the other pirates that's
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good ideas huh you steer i'll go below
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decks and fire up the furnace aye aye
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sir
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yeah stop that saluting william it's
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running gadgets go that one got up and
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left
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see ya
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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i should be reading this compounded book
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and have the girl
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as my
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reward
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jealous
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[Music]
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mr dory don't you ever long to live
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somewhere else besides this old river
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what no man this river's my home it's
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all i know it's all i'll ever know what
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more could anyone want out of life than
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this old river well lots
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[Music]
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haven't you ever noticed how the sun
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lights up the river early in the morning
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why sometimes it looks like dimes are
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sprinkled all over the water and what
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could be better than a nice cool summer
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breeze whispering through the trees on a
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hot summer's day a nice cool glass of
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boysenberry punch
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[Music]
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there are
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things on this old river that can't be
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found anywhere
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in the city
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[Applause]
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a there ten dollars
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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sir and shout that shalom
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um forgive me miss harmony but may i see
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you after the race oh i certainly hope
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so
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damn
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[Music]
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good luck
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[Music]
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[Music]
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sky high
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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now that's the way to light my
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[Music]
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is
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[Music]
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what a surprise
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[Music]
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how
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[Music]
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anything i can do to nice your triples
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more comfortable mr kepler please do not
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hesitate to let me know
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[Music]
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just playing right into my head
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[Music]
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thank you name and my time
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is brief and there is something i must
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discuss with you
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whatever could it be
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let me take away from all of
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this when we shall rule the river as
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king and queen come with me
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i hardly know you oh knowing each other
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is so overrated
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but then melody's right here
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i'm beautiful i'm
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and charming and ferociously handsome
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and a hemorrhoid sufferer
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and besides i have a true affliction
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infection that unfortunately
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oh please sir my heart belongs to dan
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darby
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who can offer you more
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than i
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[Music]
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say you were mine and my wealth is yours
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unless there's a prenup that actually
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sells me there i remember fbi scene
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there it is
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[Music]
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forget about the girl let's just do our
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job and get out of here
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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in here
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and now my little pushing poison their
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age
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is
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[Music]
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[Music]
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in my glory
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[Music]
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i must destroy
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you
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goodbye captain harmony
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captain
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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if i don't get back down to them boilers
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she'll be sh stripping their bottom when
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i find out who did this to my cordee
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okay i'll tear that barbie's limb from
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them
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and
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it works mr darby
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captain harmony
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are you in there
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[Music]
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come in here
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[Music]
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oh mr dobby thank heaven you're alive i
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am but miss arena what are you doing
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here i've come to warn you i know who
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killed logic little dropped your crew to
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abandon ship and dropped dynamite to the
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boiler it was called well can wallet
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[Music]
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my suspicions are confirmed who would
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have ever thought that the villain could
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be so
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villainous
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but miss irena how do you know all this
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because
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[Music]
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because i was his accomplice
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i must confess i have been in league
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with caldwell kept wallowed up but i had
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no idea he would stoop tomorrow
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[Music]
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harmony
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[Music]
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oh mr darby look
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great
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this looks like
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trouble but good on you
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[Music]
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who'd like to see a tuna roll
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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let's see sushi
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[Music]
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what are we going to do
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we all have a fun deck and taking the
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wheel you find captain harmony and help
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keep the cornelia k upload together we
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can catch the prometheus save miss
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harmony and cross that finish line to
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victory
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[Music]
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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boys
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[Music]
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you stay away from me you contemptible
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kid there is nothing to fear my dear
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come with me and i shall lay the world
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at your feet
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should i
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all i want is a quiet simple life here
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on the banks of my beloved mississippi
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[Music]
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[Music]
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you shall never leave the prometheus
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[Music]
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help alive
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is there no spark of decency left in
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your foundation
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[Music]
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not since they put in the pig valves i'm
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gonna murder that
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[Music]
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you shall doctor
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[Music]
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up
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have you forgotten your promises to me
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what promises are but empty words to me
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carl well now
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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fight struggle fight struggle
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oh
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[Music]
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can you hear me
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oh damn darby we need your help
31:21
if you love me you'll wake up this
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minute
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oh dad please don't be dead i'm too long
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to see the catfish jumping into here in
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a slump slung slumped off the riverboats
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catching my heart window
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that's all i needed to hear
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victory
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stand aside with sabrina we'll take it
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from here
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[Music]
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oh no that looks like the ship is losing
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steam we must be out of fuel
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oh no it's not
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[Music]
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i never found an e for it until now
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a shireena
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you further ship spoilers
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aye aye cathy
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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now that the river is safe for decent
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poke i claim you that's my ride
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[Music]
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dad okay
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well
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i mean i'll do that
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hello for now the river shall be the
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only world that i want
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[Music]
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what's your name
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captain captain harmony everything all
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right
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[Applause]
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dad
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can i miss you
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congratulations
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[Music]
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here's to love
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[Music]
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you're here
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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oh
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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so
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[Applause]
34:57
you
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