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3 yeah good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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video display test lose the background
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Mars hey hey guys help
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jack haven't I been here
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good wow is that weird or what hey
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okay okay Penguins okay Penguins into
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the theater we have to
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rehearse you too guys yeah Orchestra
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rehearsal yeah yeah okay inside guys
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hey a a second we need you
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okay the orchestra rehearsal
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on okay both you guys here come on guys
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I need you hey hey hey hey hey hey hold
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it hold it hold it you're not a penguin
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you're a chicken I told you chickens to
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stay on the other side of the road okay
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why did this chicken cross
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Ro Ah that's funny hey Penguins I got a
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chicken uh ladies and gentlemen could I
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have your attention please
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um what you got to project from the
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diaphragm thank so uh ladies and
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gentlemen if you could step as far
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forward and close together as you can
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yeah yeah yeah yeah get real close you
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see we're doing research on deodorant
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strength Rizzo you're disgusting it's a
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gift Rizzo isn't lying friends we are in
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fact testing the deodorant ring today so
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if you please could move all the way
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forward filling all the available space
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I've got a whole new act for a 3D move
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okay get ready Girls scooter I'd like to
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3DS hi I'm Dy I'm and Max yeah Debbie
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was SI so the union sent me debb was so
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3 not son the no no no no come on no no
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sorry maybe another time another time
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come on man come on get
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you bean where are you going oh I'm
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going to help Miss Piggy with her
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musical number but Bean you know nobody
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interrupts Miss Piggy while she's
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outfit scooter scooter there's a
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telephone call for you it's urgent yeah
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yeah I got him we don't have a
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telephone and Now ladies and gentlemen
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while we Captain audience a display of
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tremendous top dancing Talent with the
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added cultural component
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of a b flowers bance on my head hit it
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Rusty dropped your pot
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if we please could follow Gonzo's
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Direction and tap dance all the way
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forward filling all the available space
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that includes you everyone who is
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one where was I before I was interrupted
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um oh yes I was going to tell you about
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scooter bean bean be where where you
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going with that oh I thought this piggy
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might be the prop for her number Bean
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can't you see the piggy doesn't want any
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help oh I'm sure she'll like
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this look I'm sorry about these
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all right uh we're just about ready to
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start the movie so if you listen
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carefully you can hear the orchestra
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tuning up hey no no wait a second hey
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you Penguins can't go in there you'll
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interrupt the orchestra scooter scooter
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these penguins are the orchestra to come
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on St come on let's go come on come on
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all right before we go in here's Sam
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eagle with some important safety
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instructions ladies and gentlemen boys
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and girls I am Sam eagle and these are
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some important safety instructions for
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you Sam not now don't Sam this is
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urgent what yes really here right over
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ladies and gentlemen we have an
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unexpected surprise I have the great
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honor of introducing the one the only Mr
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Mouse hello hi there welcome to my park
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hello you are not Mickey Mouse you are a
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rat ratm besides they're tourist what do
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they know will you get out of here
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okay but do I still get my 10 bucks get
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out get out get out Donald Duck back
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here will you get out
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I'm now was yes safety instructions
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first when entering the theater please
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move as far to the end of the row as
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possible stopping in the middle is
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unpatriotic second do not attempt to
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walk while wearing your 3D glasses you
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may trip and frankly you will look what
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I'm just showing how you can trip if you
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walk with your glasses on will you stop
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this foolishness what foolishness would
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you like to see will you get out of here
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yes what now we're almost ready Sam oh
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fine fine fine fine okay thank you SC uh
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now the performers will all go in the
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theater first and then you the audience
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will be admitted all right performers
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let us enter in an orderly fashion and
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over I got your back Sam welcome
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everyone to mupp Vision 3D at this time
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if you have some of our special 3D
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glasses please wave them above your head
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and say Wakka Waka W perfect you're all
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Naturals all right so make sure everyone
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in your party has a pair of those
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glasses so that they don't feel left out
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remember that these doors in front of
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you will be open towards you so please
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remain fully behind that yellow line
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until they are fully open all right
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don't put your 3D glasses on until
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you're seated inside and asked to do so
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by A lab technician you're welcome to
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sit anywhere you would like just
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remember that the top two rows of our
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theater are reserved for our friends
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traveling on Wheels and
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their right all right the buckets are
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ready for you folks we're going to be
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opening these doors in just one second
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so that it can fit in the bathroom
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just keep in mind the top to your far
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right and a portion of the front row are
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reserving usest traveling in vultures
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and'll again friends go ahead and choose
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a row and sit anywhere you'd like just
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make sure you're leaving enough space
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for everyone coming in behind you and
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keep in mind the top heroes are reserve
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for guest traveling and Wheelchairs and
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hey walor what are we going to see us
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here anyway one of those 3D movies put
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on your glasses yeah hey hey hey look
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look at the guy in the goofy mask that's
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lady for the comfort and safety of
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everyone around you please no flash
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photography video lighting or cell phone
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usage during the show Now put on your
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special 3D glasses and Kermit being
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proudly present bu Vision
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3D hey look an orchestra of penguins
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yeah probably took the jump for the hell
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oh sorry boss Hi H KY frog here and
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welcome to Muppet Vision
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3D now let me show you around our
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Research Center see here in this modern
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careful here in this modern high-tech
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facility we have perfected Muppet Vision
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3D a new film process which we're about
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to demonstrate to you uh now working the
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projector is an old friend of ours the
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Sweedish chef chef everything
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okay machine is going FL exactly and our
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demonstration includes a little song
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B little did I say little I meant to say
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it's a a huge showstopping major song
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from Miss Piggy that's more like it good
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and we've also got a big musical finale
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from Sam Eagle Sam what's it about it's
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called a salute to All Nations but
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mostly America great so it's going to be
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a swell demonstration and at no time
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will we be stooping to any cheap 3D
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tricks did you say cheap 3day tricks
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uh oh oh and here's something I wanted
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you wart it's that dum bear again hey
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bear you're not even funny in 3D
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oh not you guys how did you get here we
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entered a contest yeah we
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lost oh yeah well my new 3DX going to
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humor w a waa she's trying to drown us
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what kind of Act is that an act
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Mercy better luck next time FY okay and
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now if you'll come this way I can show
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you our secret laboratory you see we
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invited and distinguished scientists
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from all over the world to come and work
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here unfortunately none of them showed
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up so instead I'd like to introduce you
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to the guys who invented puppet vision
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and they can show you some of
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their uh right now I'd like to turn you
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over to Dr bunson honeydew and his
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beer well thank you Mr kmit today let's
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look at the advancements we've been
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working on for Muppet
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visioner would you turn on the machine
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we muet LS have been able to grab home
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the future the wheels of progress turn
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swiftly here as we strike upon ways to
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bring science safely to you this
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userfriendly machine will now generate
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the first living 3d effect just by
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switch I'm Waldo the spirit of
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you ooh cute outfit watch
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this don't you just hate it when your
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runs you know all these other people
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think I'm talking to them but I'm really
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well I think that would be just about
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enough of Walo Beaker you may deactivate
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you watch oh dear he won't deactivate
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ladies and gentlemen there's nothing to
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worry about but please keep your heads
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headerer activate the infatic the what
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you hurry Baker hurry
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great now I can start my own football
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team we'll have to try the vacuum
18:43
yes ladies and gentlemen wear all pleas
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taxi all right now I'm getting out of
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folks uh I'm sorry but uh Muppet lab
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seems to have been temporarily uh sucked
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uh now what is that hey come see it's my
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new remote control banana green h
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hey he hey come me watch
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this azy that's terrible you're right
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sugar and Now ladies and gentlemen for
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the first musical portion of our
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demonstration we have Miss Piggy in a
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number that's you penguins
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oh doesn't that look beautiful yeah too
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bad you're going to spoil it with a
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pig sun shining bright above you soft
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breezes seem to whisper I love you
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look in my eyes and kiss
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me just hold me tight and tell me you
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miss me I alone and blue as
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Dre no Tres as like bubbles on dear
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still craving a kiss oh my get
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knock it off penguin it was going so
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well I will not work
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with I was just doing 3D guess I won't
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be needing this what's that it was for
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fom B buddy what are you doing what do
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you mean you are ruining this film well
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I was just trying to help I didn't mean
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anything go away go away
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does anybody know the way out of this
21:34
film hey you got a map down there well
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you come with me if you like I just got
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fired and I'm running away turn
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horic let's go okay hey Bean what's up
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I'm going away forever oh great could
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you get me a sandwich would any of you
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people like anything I mean since he's
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Kermit hey sweet that's a
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great hey fzy kmit what is it Bean bunny
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ran away oh no yes our R we got to find
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him I know everybody spread out and look
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for be I'll ladies and gentlemen uh
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we'll continue the show in just a moment
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but in the meantime if you see a rabbit
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what buy ran away well you know what
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that makes him smarter than
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us anybody seen a bunny I I don't see a
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where up there oh nothing up there but a
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bunny a bunny be than hey kit look what
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Bean what are you doing out there I'm
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running away nobody would let me help in
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movie this is a very moving moment yeah
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I wish they M it to Pittsburgh hey Bean
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what are we doing sticking around here
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W my 3D friend and we're both leaving
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the movie The be if you leave you'll
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miss all the fireworks right yeah
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fireworks okay I'll stay but I want to
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help uh gee is there anything Bean can
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do in the final number oh gosh maybe
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maybe maybe bean could set off the
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fireworks great yeah I'll stay in
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uh Sam are you about ready yes it's a
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glorious 3-hour finale you got a minute
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half okay everybody get
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ready ladies and Gentlemen The Muppets
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proudly present the final demonstration
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of Muppet Vision 3 Day
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I through what are you doing get back to
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wow oh enjoy fireworks no your chair on
25:54
this stop the movie stop the movie sh
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he sh can't you hear me stop the
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projector you here for my La I'll think
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p take it easy I'm sorry oh no wait
26:14
don't shoot duck everybody duck no not
26:31
at last I'm out of this silly
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F you shoo the for it was
26:45
it you couldn't with
26:48
a can hey everybody he's got a
27:02
wow everyone okay in here we surrender
27:10
explosion well ladies and gentlemen I'd
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like to apologize for our slight
27:15
technical difficulties but I do wish to
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assure you that no one was hurt and uh
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this theater suffered only minor damage
27:23
so thank you very much for coming to see
27:25
this demonstration of muet vision
27:27
technology and enjoy the rest of your St
27:36
does they'll never recognize me now
27:52
ending there's the bunny well what do
27:55
you think he's still we have time to go
27:58
the bathroom before the next show we
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can't you old fool we're puls it to the
28:04
seats I'll be have perit of the game
28:07
thank you for joining us please gather
28:08
your personal belongings and exit to the
28:10
doors on your right remember to deposit
28:12
those 3D glasses in the purple bits
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outside and have a wonderful day here at
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disne Hollywood Studios