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Christmas Carol | The Story Time with Deadpool Holiday Special | Holidays at the Disneyland Resort
Nov 17, 2025
The very first performance of 'A Christmas Carol' for ‘The Story Time with Deadpool Holiday Special’ during the Holidays at the Disneyland Resort. This sees Deadpool and Wolverine retelling this classic tale in their own unique way.
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[Music]
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All right.
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Hallelujah.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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Juggernaut
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roasting on a human torch.
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It's that time of the year again,
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everybody. As you could probably tell
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from my very wobbly entrance, I've been
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hitting the special holiday eggnog extra
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hard to get into the holiday spirit.
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Speaking of spirits, who's ready to hear
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yet another festive holiday tale full of
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U Tide cheer?
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Well, that's good to hear cuz I've
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certainly got one for you. Today's story
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is a classic holiday tale of good
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and evil
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filled with greed, a very rich mahogany
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for poster bed and a bunch of hideous
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mutants and spooky ghost.
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[Music]
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Yeah, it's kind of a creepy choice for a
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Christmas tale, huh? Probably should
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have done this one overgie bash, but we
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weren't hired yet at that point. Anyway,
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for today's story, we actually have a
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mandatory costume change. Here you go,
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little murk on the woodwork. There we
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go. Because we are traveling back in
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time, all the way back to jolly old
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England for a dignified holiday tale
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written by Sir Mr. Charles Xavier
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Dickens.
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It's called A Christmas Carol.
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Cool.
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Yeah, you guys get an applaud for that
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if you'd like. Thank you.
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Oh, this is so exciting. It's rare that
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I get to sink my teeth into something as
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holly and jolly as a festive seasonal
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tale. It's really rare that I get to
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read content filled with such positive,
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uplifting messaging, goodwill, hope, and
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whatnot. Anyway, page one, line one.
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Marley was dead.
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Wow, that is a very dark start to the
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story. I don't really know if the
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Disneyland Resort registered trademark
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really signed up for all of that
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negativity. Let me just skip ahead to
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the less morbid parts, huh? Okay, super
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dead. Dead as a doornail. Dead beyond a
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Thanos snap. Oh, here we go. Here's a
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very nice uplifting and positive
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sentence. The meanest old Kermagin in
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all of London Town was a vile, hairy,
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prickly, smelly, miserly old brute by
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the name
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Loganzer Scrooge.
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Oh, Scrooge really did not like the
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holidays, let me tell you. Always went
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around saying bahug
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bub.
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I don't know what that's supposed to
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mean either, little child in the front
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row. But he did have a very handsome,
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charming, and funny, although a bit of
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an acquired taste, I will admit,
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employee by the name Wade Cratchet
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Pool.
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Oh, poor old Wade. He just wanted to
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enjoy the holiday season and literally
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spend a single day off in his entire
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career. But old Scrooge was always like,
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"Shut up and get back to work, Bob." All
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right. Count me money, all right? He was
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really not a nice mutant. And did I
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mention he was smelly, miserly, and
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somewhat Australian? He was also very
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strong. Very strong. Very furry as well,
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which wasn't a problem actually. Look
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everybody, it's the hideous Loganer
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Scrooge.
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No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop the pity
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applause. Okay. He's the villain of this
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story. You can boo him as ruthlessly as
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you desire. Boo.
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Okay, I get it. You're doing another one
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of your dumb stories. It's Christmas
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Carol this time, huh?
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No, not even close. This is a Christmas
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Carol pool.
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That makes no sense.
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Yeah, none of this really does actually.
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The writing on this entire shtick has
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probably run its course like a year and
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a half ago to be frank. We were supposed
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to be like a limited time only for the
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summer type of deal like two summers
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ago. But now we just won't go away. Just
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like those weird themed popcorn buckets
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with the enormous gaping mouths.
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I have 17 of those on my nightstand
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still. But the good news is Wolie is
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that you are the shining shimmering star
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at top of this story's Christmas tree.
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You got way more lines than this one,
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buddy. Here, have a seat.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, come on. Don't we want to join us
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for a special holiday tree?
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Fine.
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Wow, you're already halfway into
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character, aren't you? You little grump.
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So spicy. Here, you you can even wear my
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Dickens hat.
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Absolutely not.
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Are you sure?
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That's all right. I don't know if it
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would have fit over his pointy little
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elf ears. Anyway,
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can we get to the story, please?
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Oh, that's the spirit, Scrooge. Let me
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give you the Spark Notes version real
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quick. Okay, so Logan Esther Scrooge,
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that's you. That's the character that
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you're playing today.
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They know the story. We all know the
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story. All right. Scrooge is visited by
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a ghost who tells him he needs to learn
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how to deal with his past. Then the next
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ghost should easy. Slow down there, big
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fella. Okay, let's draw this out a
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little bit. We got a minimum time
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requirement to fill for these scheduled
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shows. Sure. The first ghost shows
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Scroogy his sad past, his sad origins,
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if you will.
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And I will. And then the ghost of
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Christmas present shows up. And wow,
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it's just this giant child-minded
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figure, way larger than a normal man
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should be, with a body made completely
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out of metal and a very obnoxious
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Russian accent. What was that, Wolie?
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You want to hear an example? Sure. It
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sounded a little something like this.
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Scrooge,
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gaze upon the Cratchetpool family and
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see your shame.
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Just look at all that shame out there,
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Wolverine. He shows them a beautiful
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family of a small but beautiful Cratchet
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Pool family living in a small but humble
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studio apartment off of Pico and Cshaw.
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Blind was there, dog pool, and of
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course, Tiny Little Pool, who was
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clearly sickeningly ill beyond repair
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and leaning on a too small crotch. They
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could barely get by on the meager salary
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that Wade's boss had given him.
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Ah, humbug.
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Oh, that was the right line. You're just
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three pages too late to your queue. Come
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on. You're already halfway through your
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character development arc at this point.
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Stay with me. Okay,
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I'm getting bored. Can we just wrap this
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up?
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Wait, wait. You must gaze upon this poor
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sad family. And finally, wow, you're so
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strong. Feel a true emotion. A single
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salty tear begins to trickle down your
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chiseled mewing jawline, soaking into
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your luscious mutton chops.
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[Music]
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This is a holiday tail.
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Yeah, this is pretty dark, huh? Just
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wait till we get to the cemetery scene.
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Okay, let's make this simple. So,
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Scrooge is
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Loganer. Scrooge, you're doing great,
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buddy.
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Scrooge is visited by three ghosts and
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they teach him he needs to keep the
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season in his heart all year round.
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Yeah. And then Tiny Tim
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Tiny Pet.
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Tiny Peterpool does not die.
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Scrooge is true to his word and he gets
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him healed up and they become pals.
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Loganzer.
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Loganzer is a better man and he he
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learns his lesson. You know, basically
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the story teaches us that we all just
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need to find kindness in our hearts for
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our fellow man and use the season to
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remind us of those less fortunate than
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us and just overall be less of a jerk.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Wow. Talk about a Broadway caliber
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monologue. Am I right, everybody? I
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think I speak for all of us when I say
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that you're not the only one with a
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single tear running down your chisel jaw
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and a woly
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car away.
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You see children, the spirit of the
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season can live deep, deep inside of all
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of us. Even an old, and I really do mean
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old, miserly, furry, ugly.
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Watch it.
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Even old Scrooge can have a soft spot in
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his heart. This is my favorite part of
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the story, by the way. Then
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tiny little pizza pool with his newly
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refurbished legs begins to waddle over
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to old Scroogy McDuck, "Stop running
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away from me." He grips him onto his wow
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very muscular inner thigh muscles and
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exclaims for all to hear, "Oh God
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of thunder,
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bless us
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everyone."
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And they all lived happily ever after.
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Cheer now.
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Thank you.
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So that's it.
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Do you want to know why they lived
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happily ever after tiny child in the
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front row?
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It's because this story in particular
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has been rehashed and merchandised
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dozens of times over the years. It's
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what we in the biz like to call
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Come on, do the hand thing with me.
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I'm not doing that.
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We practice backstage. Easy money. Yeah,
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everyone's got a prize.
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Can we be done with this, please?
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Oh, we're done with act one, Wolby. But
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in act two, I think we got time for one
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little carol.
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Nope. Told you I don't sing. Oh, no.
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Forget it. There's no end.
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No.
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Come on.
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Wow. Come on. No music, man. Wow. I'm
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telling you, you're really they're
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chanting and everything. This guy really
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hates music for someone that did 15
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years of hard time in prison for
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stealing a loaf of bread once. Come on,
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buddy. You've got such perfect pitch and
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such deep ver. Maybe just a couple bars
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of Oh, come
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all ye faithful.
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Nope.
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All right. Woo's blood sugar's getting
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low, everybody. Let's get you some warm
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chocolate chip cookies and a little hot
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cocoa in there. Wow, those abs are
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strong. All right, happy holidays,
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everybody. Wooie,
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the ham bub.
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Are you serious?
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No, I'm just kidding. Happy holidays.
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A,
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he does care. I sure do. My little
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children
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my tiny wouldn't stop crying the whole
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show. I'll miss you so much.
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Wow, you're really softening up in your
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old age, my little sugar plum chum. I
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didn't mention this earlier, but the
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ghost of Christmas Days of Future Past
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was actually cable, believe it or not,
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which I couldn't have seen coming with
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the time machine. But let me tell you,
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for a strong cable, he loved to snap
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till he was like purple in the face.
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Everything he said was filled with
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vulgarities that I couldn't say in front
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of the Disneyland Resort registered
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trademark audience. And now that my mic
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is officially off, he said, "Dpool, you
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son of a