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A Christmas Carol | Storytime with Deadpool | Holidays at the Disneyland Resort 2024 4K
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Dec 4, 2024
Deadpool tells the story of 'A Christmas Carol' in a way that only Deadpool can at Avengers Campus in Disney California Adventure during the Holidays at the Disneyland Resort in 2024. Don't miss Daps Magic's official weekly YouTube show Geeks Corner here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAF91C7183BAB676B Visit Daps Magic: https://dapsmagic.com Join Our Patreon Community: https://patreon.com/dapsmagic Daps Magic was created by a very special group of Disney Fans who had a dream for a place on the internet where people young and old could share their love of Walt Disney and his legacies in a safe and fun atmosphere.
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oh
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hi there everybody how we
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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doing wow that was
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pathetic yeah I think we can do better
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than that I said how we do
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it all right boy I tell you it is just
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that time of the year again I have been
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hitting the eggnog extra hard to get in
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that special holiday spirit are you all
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excited for another festive Tail full of
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uai
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cheer very good this story is a personal
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favorite of mine it is a classic tale of
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Good and Evil it features lots of
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greed a four poster bed and ghost
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[Music]
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boy that is weird for a Christmas story
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to have ghosts like that that's well you
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know what we're already dedicated my
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manager said I had to do it okay all
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right I'll take oh by the way this is my
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Merc on the woodwork yeah yeah you like
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that I totally came up with that perfect
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for this story we are going to travel
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back in time to Jolly Old England
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for a dignified holiday tale written by
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Sir Charles Xavier Dickens and brought
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to you by Disney
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plus that's right everybody Disney plus
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paid to keep us around for the holidays
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yeah right it's great to know there's a
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streaming service out there that really
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understands quality
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content Disney
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plus oh I need a shower okay let's move
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on to the story man I just love
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Christmas stories they're the best thing
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in the world you always feel so happy
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and joyful I'm going to read this whole
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thing from start to finish 160 pages so
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buckle up all
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right Marley was dead
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that's the real beginning of the story W
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okay let's just uh oh no here we go this
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is better less
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morbid the meanest man in all of London
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Town was a vile ugly hairy smelly
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prickly miserly old brute by the name of
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Logan eer
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Scrooge old scroogie was a real kerin
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who hated the holidays he would just
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walk around saying by
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humbug
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bub he had a wonderful employee who was
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attractive and charming and very funny
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although a bit of an acquired taste this
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employees's name was wade cratchet
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pool poor Wade just wanted to enjoy a
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single day off with his family but mean
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old scroogie would just say shut up get
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back to work and count me money he was
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very very mean and Australian and did I
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mention
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Harry because he was so mean old scroy
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was visited during the night by his dead
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partner who was a dead man or should I
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say an
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ex-man yeah that was loow hanging fruit
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I'm so sorry his partner told him that
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he was going to be visited during the
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night by three ghosts old scroogie slept
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uneasy that night like when when you
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have one too many chimmy chongas before
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bed but then suddenly there's a bright
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light outside his window he jumps up and
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runs over ripping the curtains open to
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find Johnny Storm there all flamy and
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bright yeah goes to Christmas Past it
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wasn't Steve Rogers like we all wanted
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it to
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be he starts saying a bunch of things
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mostly in very foul language which I am
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not allowed to repeat here at the
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Disneyland Resort registered trademark
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but basically he shows old laner his sad
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poorly rated X-Men Origins
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Wolverine and then the second ghost
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shows up and it's a giant childmind
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figure larger than a normal man should
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be made completely out of metal and with
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an obnoxious Russian
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accent
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laner gaze upon the cret pool family and
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see your
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shame he show them a beautiful family
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living in a small studio apartment right
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off of Pico and CAW
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Boulevard Blind Owl dogpool and tiny
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tiny Peter poool who's obviously very
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ill in using a twoo small crutch they
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could barely get by on the meager salary
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that Wade's boss gave
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him but then everything begins to change
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Logan eer feels emotion and a single
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tear
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runs down his cheek just like when you
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watch the climax of that perfect romcom
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The
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Proposal next there's a cemetery scene
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with the ghost of Days of Future Past
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things get all crazy and the timelines
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get all convoluted I'm not going to go
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into it because it'll give you
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nightmares and it almost destroyed an
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entire franchise but basically Logan eer
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learns that he needs to keep the spirit
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of the season in his heart all year
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round and not be such a jerk all the
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time tiny Peter poool narrowly avoids
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death because Logan eer pays to get him
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all healed up and then is true to his
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word and becomes a better
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man the very end of the
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story tiny little Peter
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poool runs over to Logan
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eer grips him by his masculine inner
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thighs and says directly into camera
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yeah straight down the barrel like you
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never paid attention in AC in class he
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says God of Thunder bless us
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everyone and there is not a dry eye in
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the house and they all live happily ever
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after especially because this story has
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been redone and merchandised so many
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times over the years this is what we in
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the biz like to call easy money that's
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right so thank you all so much for
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joining me for my rtion of the beautiful
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Christmas Carol I hope that you enjoyed
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it until next time make sure that you
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all stay good this year because if you
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are naughty I'm going to personally come
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into your home and shove a fist full of
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coal down your
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stocking happy holidays
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everybody oh and also thank Disney
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plus that's right they pay me every time
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I say that so I'm going to go backstage
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and watch Disney plus now well I love
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you but not as much as Disney
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plus oh yeah I love Disney plus I'm
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going to watch Frozen on Disney plus and
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then Frozen 2 on Disney
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plus I'm such a sellout
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[Music]
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you
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