There was a disturbance in the force... many wise potatoes could feel it but none could pinpoint exactly what it was. Little did they know that on a far away planet, this disturbance could be found growing. This little known planet was known as Bunstatar and this imbalance was created by a potato named Darth Tater...

Darth Tater was not like other potatoes in the patch….he was rotten to the core…he had started out as a happy little spud but somewhere along the way…something had gone horribly wrong. Now he was a powerful potato that was consumed by evil and on a crusade to expand his empire. He would go from planet to planet, conquering any who did not submit to his will, leaving a shroud of darkness in his wake.

As he traversed the galaxy his eyes came upon a new place to conquer…a planet full of happy potatoes and their families of spuds…this was a planet he knew would be his greatest challenge yet but he knew he could do it. Darth Tater decided however that he first should do some reconnaissance of some of this planets happiest places to study his new-found enemy before bringing in his storm spuds in mass. So he picked one of his most trust worthy spuds and entered covertly into this happy place.

After arriving at this place they learned was called Disneyland, they carefully entered inside its magical gates. They tried to stay hidden as they explored its Main Street. They discovered there were lots of places for evil potatoes to hide at Disneyland. “We will be able to conquer this land easily…there are lots of places to hide our storm spuds before an invasion!” Darth Tater exclaimed.

Scarcely had these words left his mouth when Darth Tater watched in horror as a giant broom began to move towards his most trusted Spud Trooper . “Look out!” he shouted as they both dove away from the giant broom. They quickly climbed atop of what appeared to be a miniature observation tower. From atop this tower they could see a building that appeared to be a knowledge center of some sort. It was called a cinema. Darth Tater thought to himself, “we must go to this cinema and discover the secrets of this Disneyland and find out who this Steamboat Willie is.

Before moving on Darth Tater decided it was time to get more information about this place and to make it clear that no more brooms were to be found anywhere near him or any other of his potatoes. When this unfortunate Cast Member attempted to explain that the brooms are just to clean up garbage, Darth Tater’s temper snapped and a poor Javier learned the power of the dark side as his terrified partner Eric looked on...

After unleashing the full power of the dark side upon this Cast Member, he noticed Eric cowering behind him. “So you saw my little display huh? I guess that means you wish to feel the full power of the dark side too!” He growled as he unleashed a stream of lightening towards this unwitting witness of his first atrocity on this planet. He laughed as he picked up all that remained of this poor Cast Member—a little identification tag—and thought how easy it would be to conquer this place if all of its inhabitants were as weak as these victims.

“It’s time to move” Darth Tater quickly said. “Where’s the map?” We must find some allies for when we return with our forces!” As they quickly scanned the map Darth Tater began to form a plan in his mind, a plan for how to conquer this place. He would need to collect all the ingredients to make his master invasion. As he continued to study the map a movement in front of him caught his eye. As he looked at the movement he felt the hate rising within him. “We have another mission to accomplish before conquering this planet” he informed his Spud Trooper .