After leaving the Squeerchers, Darth Tater made his way to the nearest body of water hoping to find more allies. As he came closer he saw what appeared to be a tank making its way towards him in the water. It reminded him of a battle long ago where he commanded legions of similar vehicles against a group of furry creatures. “Announce my presence” Darth Tater commanded. Spud Trooper quickly stood at attention and trumpeted “All Hail Darth Tater, Dark Lord of the Empire! Rise and show your allegiance!” Darth Tater looked proudly as fish and tank swam to the side of the aquarium and bowed reverently before him. “Welcome to my army” Darth Tater exclaimed. “You have no joined an elite force that will be the preliminary expeditionary force to conquer the land of Disney. The land of Disney has many different bodies of water and your services will be invaluable. As for now, train yourselves to fight. Train yourselves to become one of the dark side, it will empower you to overcome the enemy! If you betray us, you will be deep-fried. Dismissed.”

After his speech, Darth Tater moved on through the maze of aquariums he suddenly caught sight of something that brought him back to his days of Bunstater as a small tater. A man in black with a mask swam in the water next to him.  He shouted to get his attention. The hulk in the water reminded him of a distant relative, also a Dark Lord of the Empire. The mask was slightly different and the breathing apparatus was much more primitive but it could be family or even more important, another Dark Lord of the Empire! The force was always stronger when the evil Lords were in pairs and he hoped that this would expedite his campaign. As he continued to shout the figure swam away into the depths.

Darth Tater quickly ran around the aquarium to follow and found himself climbing a ramp. As he ran around the corner and up to the window, he peered into the window hoping to find his new partner only to find…a big leathery creature. Spud Trooper slowly read off of a placard and informed Darth Tater that it was a sea lion. “A LION! This could be useful in my arsenal!” However the sea lion had different ideas and swam away also. Getting frustrated with now two of his potential allies swimming away, Darth Tater decided to give it one more shot before attempting to return to Disneyland.

Tiring of walking Darth Tater waved his hand and commanded a group of humanoids to carry him through the compound. Being weak minded they were more than happy to bear his load. He couldn’t help but notice the many similarities of this place to designs the Empire had used throughout the galaxy.

Arriving at their destination, Darth Tater stared up at all of the creatures swimming in circles. He greeted them and they immediately turned and swam towards him quickly…. straight into a wall. “Wow, they are not bright. I might as well ally myself with a barrel of apples” Darth Tater thought as he quickly turned away and walked away.

Finally reaching the place where his adventure began at this fishy place, Darth Tater hoped that the same magical force that had brought him here could return him to Disneyland. As he stood there waiting to be whisked away, he mused about where his mission to earth would take him next. Things never were as simple as they should be.