After sending his minions on their dangerous adventure Darth Tater heard a loud voice coming from the skies. It announced WALT DISNEY’S PARADE OF DREAMS. “Ahh, finally my chance to find the man in charge of this empire.” He raced to where the voice said viewing was available and saw in the distance a parade coming down the way, displaying this Walt Disney’s military equipment. 

A golden train, pulling the procession along, led the parade. Darth Tater sat in disbelief as he watched a young boy and a fairy lead this military processional. “How can this grand army bed led by this unlikely pair?” He laughed aloud as he looked at the needless decorations on their military equipment.

His laugh stopped short though when he saw what came next. It was a beast! A horrible monstrous beast! Surrounded by a small silverware and flatware Darth Tater realized that there were some threats to be found at Disneyland. He found that this beast reminded him of another tall beast he had come across on during his travels. Darth Tater wondered if this beast’s howl was as frightening as the one he had come across years before. “I will have to bring many more spud troopers to overcome this beast and his troops.” 

The next tank completely baffled Darth Tater. It seemed to be a giant puppeteer, but what could it be for? As he analyzed it even more he became more and more confused. Why would they have a seemingly harmless man on this random contraption be a weapon of war? “It’s brilliant!” he exclaimed, “but what is it!?” 

The next tank that came along however did not confuse Darth Tater. It was clear that this Disney man had also figured out how to conquer the oceans. He would have to call in underwater agents Darth Tater realized to attack this new front on his war on Disneyland. He wasn’t sure what this vehicle’s weapons were, but he knew he’d have to find out sooner or later.

After a brief distraction, a young girl and a giant caterpillar was the centerpiece of the next tank. “This parade just keeps getting more and more absurd!” Darth Tater thought. Either way, this would be the easiest conquest of all time or one of the most difficult. What could all of this mean? A puppeteer? A caterpillar? Where was the secret to this wacky Disney army?

Finally an adversary came along that Darth Tater recognized, a lion along with his subjects. “Ah, finally an enemy that I know how to destroy. The empire took over the planet of the Ewoks, we can easily destroy earth’s primitive creatures.” The rhino, who appeared to be named Jonathan, worried him a little but he figured that a battalion of spud troopers and their mashers could handle him.

The end of the parade presented what appeared to be the royal company of this Disney kingdom. Darth Tater realized that at some point he would have to deal with these figureheads but for now, he would worry about the unknowns from this parade first. If there was one thing Darth Tater did not like, it was an unknown. Unfortunately, this parade had presented several unknowns. He realized he would have to infiltrate their ranks and destroy them one at a time.

As he continued to dwell on the unknowns, he saw what appeared to be the climax of this parade… “Two mice?” Darth Tater laughed. All these people are here to worship a mouse and his misses? Could two mice be the key to domination of Disneyland?